thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

193,812 notes · 7 hours ago

jetbag:

hey are you bacon bc i wanna see you strip

821 notes · 7 hours ago

phinfrost:

is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do

i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way

i mean it

what the fuck can they not do

they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc

i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”

86,518 notes · 7 hours ago

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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108,987 notes · 7 hours ago

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

437,963 notes · 7 hours ago

coluring:

If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.

149,801 notes · 7 hours ago
st3lla-luna:

awkwardrabbit:

Perfect for orange juice

Small lime renown for its flavorful juice
4,298 notes · 7 hours ago

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

434,747 notes · 7 hours ago