tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

269,137 notes · 8 hours ago
sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

276,448 notes · 8 hours ago

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

137,368 notes · 8 hours ago

babyferaligator:

landorus:

im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

102,303 notes · 8 hours ago

some-blonde:

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

430,039 notes · 8 hours ago

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

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rehazing:


10/4/14 -  you’re not the one

asian:

learntowhistle:

asian:

asian:

i’m spending 420 studying because the only thing that’s not high are my grades :/

I AM TRYING TO STUDY BUT 420 WON’T GO AWAY

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the limiting reactant is n2. youre welcome

no the limiting reactant is hydrogen gas H2

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Anonymous:
how often do u masturbate?

scottthepilgrim:

im jerkin off as we speak

basedgosh:

vvvvvv.turnblr.corn

41,240 notes · 8 hours ago

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

74,503 notes · 8 hours ago